100 word Elf Drabble

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100 word Elf Drabble

by shell

"Frank--come in, sit down."

"Bayliss, what the hell is this about? What's so urgent you called me away from my wife and kids?"

"I have to tell someone; it's tearing me up inside."

"Something always is," Frank muttered, then sighed. "Okay, what is it this time?"

"I'm an elf, Frank."

"Is that some sort of new slang for bisexuality?"

"No, it's just the truth. I'm an elf."

"Fine, you're an elf. Can I go home to Mary now?"

"I'm serious, Frank."

"Goodbye, Bayliss."

"It's Tym, actually. How do you think I got to be this tall?"

"Good night, Bayliss."

THE END

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