The incident that inspired the t-shirt:

"You have to pick a girl bear for your second bear."
"Why? I bought two boy Kiss Kiss bears here last December."
"Well, you were really wrong to do that."
"OK, will you sell me two pairs of boy-girl Kiss Kiss bears?"
"No! Because you are gay and you are just buying the extra bears to get two gay bears, and I won't let you do that. No gay bears will leave this store!"

The t-shirt:

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