So I've decided to chronicle the life of my favorite little girl, Sophie Morris. I know this seems a bit too sweet for Fatty's Page, but I don't care. I'm fat and I can do whatever I want.

To recap: Sophie was born on Oct. 16, 2001, to Risa and Greg Morris in Palo Alto.

She's the cutest, sweetest baby I know. And yes, she's also the only baby that I have any sort of regular contact with. And no, I'm not suffering from ridiculous, anti-feminist maternal urges that make me have crazy thoughts about stealing every baby I see on the street.

I don't know why I included that statement. Let's get back to Sophie.

Sophie at 13 months

This was Sophie's first visit to Fatty's house. She's crazy now that she's walking and running all over the place. Mom and Fatty mostly lounged on the couch this day while Sophie entertained herself by staring out the window at passing dogs and squirrels and yelling at everything in site. It was wonderful. She can be such a chatterbox now, although I won't pretend to understand 90 percent of what she's saying.

Of special note among these pictures: Sophie herself took the gorgeous shot of Mom. Pretty amazing kid, eh?

Sophie at 11 months

Sophie at 8 months

Sophie at 6 1/2 months

Sophie at 5 months

Sophie at 4 months

Sophie at 3 1/2 months

Sophie at 10 weeks

Sophie at 7 weeks

Sophie at 4 weeks

Sophie at 11 days

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