Aliases Galore!!
Date : 31-May-90 From : The Turk [One of my Aliases] To : Jenny SilasSubject : Sore Fannies
TT> Ahhhhh hah! Hooooo hoooo hooooo! That was good, made me
TT> fall off my camel.
TT> It means "Good Day! How are you?" (In Turkish, obviously)
JS>
JS> <giggling> Are you ok??
(Getting up and rubbing his heinie), yes, I am, but don't ever make me laugh that hard again. It is dangerous! (Twinkling-eyes mode)
JS> I see. I'm fine. Thank you, I will try to have a good day.
Well trying is half way there to having one.
JS> You do the same thing, and tell me how YOU are. <grin>
Well except for some tenderness in the southern regions, I am fine.
Here, let me sit and eat a date and write you a little something.
Out here it is a barren land,
From here to there, filled with sand,
Along came a lovely, Jenny was her name,
Got me caught up in the ALIAS game.
Made fun of my words, the little
vixen,
Laughed me off my camel, now my butt needs fixen!
So I sat gingerly upon the sand,
Paper from my pocket and pen in hand.
Now what can I rhyme with her
sweet name?
Ah Hah! The finished poems cry, "File us!"
You thought it would be "penny," what a dame!
Chose the easy way out, your last name is, Silas!
Tesheklar! [Thanks - In Turkish again]
Written by Dale E. Malone, Did
you ever fall off a CAMEL?
The Great & Wonderful Kahuna wants to know!
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modified: April 26, 2009