Date : 31-May-90
From : The Turk [One of my Aliases]
To : Jenny Silas
Subject : Sore Fannies
TT> Ahhhhh hah! Hooooo hoooo hooooo! That was good, made me
TT> fall off my camel.
TT> It means "Good Day! How are you?" (In Turkish, obviously)
JS> <giggling> Are you ok??
(Getting up and rubbing his heinie), yes, I am, but don't ever make me laugh that hard again. It is dangerous! (Twinkling-eyes mode)
JS> I see. I'm fine. Thank you, I will try to have a good day.
Well trying is half way there to having one.
JS> You do the same thing, and tell me how YOU are. <grin>
Well except for some tenderness in the southern regions, I am fine.
Here, let me sit and eat a date and write you a little something.
Out here it is a barren land,
From here to there, filled with sand,
Along came a lovely, Jenny was her name,
Got me caught up in the ALIAS game.
Made fun of my words, the little
Laughed me off my camel, now my butt needs fixen!
So I sat gingerly upon the sand,
Paper from my pocket and pen in hand.
Now what can I rhyme with her
Ah Hah! The finished poems cry, "File us!"
You thought it would be "penny," what a dame!
Chose the easy way out, your last name is, Silas!
Tesheklar! [Thanks - In Turkish again]
Written by Dale E. Malone, Did
you ever fall off a CAMEL?
The Great & Wonderful Kahuna wants to know!
Last modified: April 26, 2009