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Mount Laurel

About that Rabbit on Mt. Laurel.....
Todd and i sat on the summit of Laurel having a quick snack and playing with his Dick-Tracy wristwatch with a barometer in it.
"Says we're 800' above the summit!"
"Good thing you brought an Umbrella, we're gonna bivy under it if we don't hurry.  Low pressure ya know."  I took off ridin'  scree,  gaining speed and cutting long arcs accross the east shoulder of mt. laurel.  Just at the vegetation line, where the uppermost bonzi pines cling,  I nearly fell over a giant silver-blue jackrabbit.  It darted one way, and I was going fast and kept on.  Todd caught up at a snow gully as I was hunting arrest-rocks for the glissade.  I didn't mention the bunny.  It didn't seem any more odd than a 50 year old bad-ass with an Umbrella.
That evening, as I was telling about "bugs Bunny", a neighbor showed me Steve Portcella's Book "Climbing California's Fourteeners".  The section detailing Warren Harding's 1958 ascent of the NE ridge of Williamson describes how he and his partner "hallucinated" strange giant rabbits in their exhausted state.
I gotta good look at this beautiful animal.  Some people have opinioned that I saw a Snowshoe Hare [or perhaps a White tailed Jackrabbit].  I  grew up eating  Snowshoe Hares.  This animal was different!

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Unknown species of Giant Centipede. click here....

Russian Scientists Claim this isn't Yeti
is this a boot? link to forum discussion
I believe this is a manufactured boot made from a bear leg

Actually, I am sympathetic to the idea of undiscovered hominids prowling our world.  I would really like to see some good evidence.  Recently, the Russians have coyly offered us some pictures and video of a remarkably well preserved prehistoric mountaineering boot made from the hind leg of a bear.  There is still a human foot inside.  The Russians tell us "it appears very human.  It wears a size 36[euro]."  By denying Yeti in the face of this artifact, everyone is magically convinced of it's authenticity.  The funny part is almost everyone wants this to be a Yeti.  I am the only person in America to figure this out so far.  People don't research anything, they tend to look at a photo and believe what ever is coolest.  We are heading into a future of "cool" being more substantial than "real". 
Other folks are uncomfortable with it being anything but a bear leg.  Look at these pics and make up your own mind.  What would that human x-ray look like with claws?  Are those laces wrapped around the toes?

click this image for further discussion
link to forum thread at cryptozoology.com
x-ray of the artifact

human x-ray
hospital x-ray

bear fossil
fossil cave bear foot

top view of the boot
clove hitches appear to be wrapped around the toes
click on the pic for latest forum thread

In 1992 I encountered unusual stacked boulders in a remote location in Yosemite.  I remembered photos of stacked talus from Randall Green's Bigfoot Book, so I submitted a report to BFRO [my first e-mail ever!].

My submission to Big Foot Research Organization

talus stacking discussion

Click on the skeleton for the link to Bear Bones
link to cryptozoology.com bear bones archive
this is the photo sent to cryptozoology.com

Native American acounts from my home town suggest Sasquatch is human.

Then there was the run I went on this spring out  in the desert.   Maybe 5 miles out from the truck,  I injured my knee.  Limping back into the cold wind, I began to fear hypothermia.  Then , mired upright in an alkhali flat,  I encountered the porcelin shiny salt encrusted mummy of a large bear, fangs exposed and mouth agape.  Mountaineers don't have to die in the mountains.
The fact that no one ever finds a bear skeleton is cited why we don't discover  the remains of bigfoot.   Scavengers are supposed to efficiently tidy up before damnfools come running along.   If I didn't know this was a hunk of a bear, I might want it to be a Bigfoot, look closley and there are a couple of fingers visible.  I raised a fuss over in crypto when I told 'em I could find 'em a dead bear.   I bought a camera and ran out there to photo what was left.  They got no idea what I am.
 
I wonder if  there are stickmen waiting in the deadfalls of cyberspace.  I sat here researching native legends of stickmen,  a topic closely related to the Sasquatch phenomena.   I  closed the site and opened a link to  http://www.indianchild.com  linked to my screen, titled "Stickmen".  I checked it out, and it was cute little stick figure animations on a kid's site.  Totally random Google synchronicity.  I logged off and got up to eat, and I did not see the folding camp chair that tripped me and pierced my solar plexus, making a bloody mess and knocking the wind out of me.  I separated my lower left rib from my sternum,  judging by the clicking in my chest.   This is wierd enough to be embarrassing.  Stuck by a stickman from the deadfalls of cyberspace.
I am struck by the fact that I have close calls that have nothing to do with climbing about as often as I do in the mountains.   It's highly unlikely that anyone thing will get you, but in the end it's absolutely certain that something will.  One morning I just didn't feel right about climbing, so I spent the morning in a hot spring instead.  I almost fell asleep at the wheel while driving home, and actually drove off the road.  It is amazing that we don't get cut to ribbions handling huge sheets of glass.  I wonder about the three famous guys that went to do a new line on Birch Mountain that some of us had an eye on.  One of them didn't feel like climbing, and stayed in camp while the other two bagged the new alpine ridge.   When they descended, the first guy was missing; he was found dead of mysterious causes, lying face up in a tiny creek.  Rumors circulated, but it seems that staying in camp was a bad call on this occaision.   I shouldn't maybe write about this stuff, but it seems central to my theme, obscure as it may be.  When you climb in the mountains, there is a focus that is lacking when you are on the ground.  That's the problem;  IT lurks where we aren't looking.

The last thing I saw before cracking my Sternum
folding myself into a box
Stickmen in the Deadfalls of Cyberspace

Remember to Breathe~

Watch Your Feet!

Pay Attention!

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disinformation

Devil Boulder Petroglyphs at Mill Creek
mill creek vortex, letter to lucifer
In 1991, I unearthed an envelope sealed in blood and addressed to Lucifer here

There is something numinous about the chossy boulders at Mill Creek.  Native petroglyphs sit next to evangelical "Jesus Saves" graphitii, as well as Taoist yin-yang wheels and mysterious red handprints.  Digging up the letter to Lucifer here was a strange little episode;  of course, I opened it and read it, but I don't always publicly reveal the content of my mail.......................
 
Please, do not climb on petroglyphs!
 
 
 

SHWARTZPHENOMEN~
 
Org. German="Black Phenomena" from Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow.
"The unseen synchronatic mechanism that steers the lives of folks by shaping their paths before them, of which the individual is but a fractal representation of.  The shwartzphenomen is real, our lives are necessary inventions to account for it's shapings of space/time.  Everyone's personal higher self/ guardian angel/ devil/ diety, rolled up together"

God never Shuts Up!