"YES DEAR"
by
Robert L. Sturmer

 "George!"
               The call brought him back slowly, replacing the long sandy
          beach and the gently waving palm trees that his mind had seen through
          the window, with the bare branches of the familiar old elm tree.
          Stripped of it's leaves weeks ago, those branches now were capped
          with strips of white, the wet clinging snow of last night's storm.  
               Reluctantly he answered, "Yes, Liz".  Tempted, he almost
          used the name he sometimes called her in his mind.  She hated it when
          someone called her "Lizzie", said it reminded her of Henry Ford's old
          car, the Tin Lizzie, and she wasn't amused. He had other pet names
          for her, some of which she liked but he didn't feel like using any one
          of them today.
               "George!"
               Stronger now, that note of impatience.  He was reminded of
          a television commercial he had heard long ago.  A little scene in which
          a husband yielded to his wife's urging that he buy a Ford automobile
          and explained it by saying plaintively, "My wife has a shrill voice".
          George had yielded many times for just that reason.  The voice that
          had been so seductive, so full of love in their early days was seldom
          soft of late but filled with impatience at the slightest (so it seemed to
          George) deviation from what she expected. 
               Elizabeth heard the creaking of his office chair as he arose,
          then  his measured steps coming down the hall.  His reluctance was no
          surprise to her, that was his way of showing his irritation. It hadn't
          been more than a month or so into their marriage when she first
          observed that and she had learned to ignore it. Almost anything else
          was a first step toward a real angry exchange, and it hadn't been all
          that long since the last one. She looked again at the small sheet of
          paper.  How carelessly it had been hidden, almost as if it were
          expected to be found.  But by whom, she wondered. Was it for her to
          find, or George?
               "Look at this", she demanded, holding the little paper toward
          him,
               George hesitated.  What was that new note in her voice?  An
          accusation? His acceptance of the paper was as deliberate as had been
          his slow walk down the hall.  He tried in vain to read something in her
          expression before finally dropping his eyes to the paper in his hand.
          Reading it took only a moment and looking up he again searched for
          meaning in her steady gaze.
               "Don't tell me you don't recognize her handwriting".
               For the past year there had been only one "her" in any
          conversation between them, that was George's ex-wife, Gloria.  It had
          been a friendly divorce less than a  month before George and Elizabeth
          had married.  Much too friendly, Elizabeth thought. At first she had
          been able to live with that casual friendship, the occasional meetings
          to discuss the children's progress, or the accidental meetings in a store
          or restaurant. But when she found a month ago that George had  been
          having lunch with Gloria every Friday for weeks she demanded an
          explanation. She also demanded that the meetings stop.
               "Gloria is having problems with the kids", George had
          explained. "I didn't want to trouble you with it.  I was just giving her
          advice and support."
               Even then she had no thought that George was being
          unfaithful to her, there didn't seem to have  been any opportunity for
          that, at least not until last Thursday. She still seethed over that little
          episode.
               "It was no big deal", George had said.  "Gloria needed a little
          help and I gave her a few dollars."
               " Since when is seven hundred and fifty dollars just a few? And
          why did it take all afternoon to give it to her?  Did you count it out
          one dollar at a time?  And why did you have to deliver it, seems like
          you could have handed it to her at one of your precious lunches!"
               His explanations, logical to him, had fallen on deaf ears. Now,
          with this note in his hand, George paused, hunting for a response that
          would fare better than his previous attempts to calm these troubled
          waters. George searched his memories, easily skipping over the last
          year of life with Elizabeth and recalling the previous twelve with
          Gloria.  It wasn't this unpleasant he thought, even when he told Gloria
          about Elizabeth and suggested that they get a divorce. Her response
          had amazed him.  Twelve years of a comfortable marriage, two
          reasonably responsible children, a nice home, and Gloria hadn't
          screamed or cried, she had simply pointed out that she suspected that
          something was going on with Elizabeth and that she wasn't about to
          share him with anybody! 
               Elizabeth's voice easily penetrated his reverie, "Well, George".
               George stared at the note in his hand, "It does look like her
          handwriting."
          
                You were wonderful, it was just like old times! 
               
               Last Thursday's pleasant afternoon had been 'Just like old
          times', at least like some of the old times.  Times before Elizabeth.
          Times when the two of them took such an afternoon, forgot the office,
          forgot the kids, forgot the housework, forgot the world around them. 
          But that was before Elizabeth had walked into his real estate office
          looking for a place to live   She was new in town and so willing to
          accept his help, 
               "Well, just what does she mean by that 'You were wonderful',
          George?"
               How can there be so many different ways of saying 'George',
          he wondered, and so few of them really pleasant.  When he had finally
          found this house for her, "Oh George, it's just the kind of a place I've
          always wanted", she said.  The memory of that 'George' and the
          weeks that followed brought a wry smile to his face. No wonder that
          Gloria wasn't surprised when he old her about Elizabeth.  Many days 
          he had returned to the office after an afternoon with Elizabeth to find
          that Gloria had tried to call him or had been there, hoping to see him. 
          Many nights  he had come home late after dinner with Elizabeth with
          some weak excuse of business meetings or dinners with clients.  The
          "George" that Elizabeth had breathed in his ear during those days had
          raised his pulse and brought a promise of sensuous living but never a
          thought that "George" could sound like anything else from her.
               "So what does that silly grin mean, George?
                Gloria had asked him that question once, almost the same
          words, and the smile didn't leave his face as the memory came
          flooding back.  He had just closed a deal on a big house that he
          thought was lost and in his pocket were the tickets for the trip to Fiji
          that they had dreamed of and couldn't afford.   He had tried to keep
          the  greeting normal and casual as he came home from the office but
          his face betrayed him .  It still didn't spoil the surprise.  Ah, those two
          weeks of warm sands and waving palm trees, the day and evening of
          just the two of them on their own private beach, swimming and
          sunning with no one else in view for miles. It was even better than
          they had expected. He could almost feel the warm sun on his bare skin
          as he thought of those long lazy days.
               "George!"
               Reluctantly he put the memories aside and looked again at
          Elizabeth,  "Well, where did you get this?"
               "In your closet where you hid it, obviously!  How else do you
          suppose I got it?'
               Now how could that have got in my closet, George wondered. 
          I've never seen this before and Gloria certainly hasn't been here. He
          looked again at the paper in his hand. Strange, it felt just a little sticky
          along the top edge of the back side.  Turning it over he could see the
          different look of the narrow band across the top of the sheet.
          Suddenly it was clear to him.  It was a 'Post-it' note.  Then Gloria
          must have stuck it to his jacket somewhere as they parted after their
          pleasant afternoon.  But "Wonderful"?  Other than the financial help
          and the pleasant conversation, what was so wonderful? Of course it
          had been nice sharing the memories, perhaps that had been what got
          him thinking again about the soft breezes and the waving palm trees.
          Yes and the rest of it, too. We should have gone again, maybe taken
          the kids, they would have been a little older then and would have had
          a ball.  George could almost see them chasing the waves and each
          other up and down that beautiful beach.
               "George!"
               George slowly pulled his wallet from his pocket. After looking
          again at the note he carefully placed it with the paper money.
          "Elizabeth, I think I have to talk to Gloria about this", 
          .    "And why won't you talk to ME about it? I've had enough of
          your visits, if that is what they are, with Gloria. She's your EX-wife,
          remember?"
               "That I do remember."
               "And remember this!  She has wanted you back since the day
          you left her for me and if you go talk to her now you can just stay
          with her, "
               Yes ,Dear"
          
               It was almost six months before George watched his kids
          chase each other down that long, warm, sandy beach with the palm
          trees waving in the balmy breezes.
               "They are loving it, aren't they?", Gloria asked.
               "Yes Dear"

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