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Good Sense and Christian Bumper Stickers

Mark Hanson - my nephew, sent this along. I generally am not too fond of Bumper Stickers, but these are meaningfull.

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  • Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.
  • A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
  • A family altar can alter a family.
  • A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
  • Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake.
  • Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
  • Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.
  • For all you do, His blood's for you!
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • Give God what's right, not what's left!
  • Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
  • God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.
  • God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers fruits of the Spirit over religious nuts!
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
  • He, who angers you, controls you!
  • He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
  • He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
  • If God is your Co-pilot - Swap seats!
  • In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!
  • Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
  • Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope!
  • Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
  • Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
  • Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
  • Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  • Pray is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).
  • Prayer - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
  • Read The Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  • The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • This Church is Prayer Conditioned!
  • To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
  • Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
  • WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
  • Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
  • We don't change the message, the message changes us.
  • We set the sail; God makes the wind.
  • We're too blessed to be depressed.
  • When God ordains, He sustains.
  • Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say .2) Not saying it.
  • Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed.
  • You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

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