How to Know Too Much about Michael Bateman
Hello. My name is Michael Bateman and this is my worldwide web page.
Right now, you are probably asking yourself, okay, why do I care? Why should
I read on?
I have no good answer for you. In fact, my advice would be (depending on
which Browser you are using) to look above this window, in the button bar,
there should be a button labeled "Back" with a button like this
on it. Press it, get on with your life and forget you were ever here.
There. If you are still reading, then you probably know me and are reading
this by my invitation. I don't need to worry about some stranger reading
accounts of my mediocre adventures in marathons, surviving in Los Angeles
without a car, or spending two weeks in the June Sierras with far too few
M&Ms when they could instead be hanging out at CNN
Interactive, MSNBC, or some other
place where their time could be better spent delving into the intricacies
of Bob Dole's economic plan, getting up to the minute reports on the box
office gross of Independence Day and downloading
quicktime movies of Kerri Strug's now famous vault. And there is the possibility
that you don't know how to use your browser at all and you are stuck here.
And in that case I am still worried about you, but for different reasons.
But lastly, there is the possibility that you know perfectly well how to
use your browser, you have no idea who I am, and you refused to heed my
advice about shoving off. In this case, feel free to hang out and browse
all you like. You can even email me at
michael@batemanproductions.com
with any comments. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
How to Know Too Much about Michael Bateman
Part One: My First Marathon
Part Two: Surviving in Los Angeles without a Car
Part Three: A Fortnight in the June Sierras (many
photos in the 20K - 50K range)
All material, unless otherwise indicated is Copyright © 1996 Michael
Bateman, All Rights Reserved.