Principauté d'Poliakonia Teleport Blog: 2008

D'Poliakonia's History, Locality and Leadership

THE DA POLIAKONIAN CODE: You may have heard of The Da Vinci Code, but it is likely you have not heard of the The Da Poliakonian Code. The description and discussion of d'Poliakonian History that follows in this section has purposely been crafted to be pseudo-cryptic in nature. It has been overlain and encoded with The Da Poliakonian Code to serve as a synaptic brain scanning exercise for screening and assessing prospective new Freewebizens for their compatability with Free-Web thinking and e-Gratis attitudes.

It's kind of like a Da Poliakonian Code based SAT Test. To make THE CUT you have to be able to decipher and understand the between-the-lines content in this section. If a visitor's brainware-based bio-decoder struggles with the The Da Poliakonian Code or can't decipher the textual content enough to reveal the specifics and details of d'Poliakonia's History and The Catgic, or they have trouble finding the content of this section engaging, they probably would not thrive and be happy as a Freewebizen of d'Poliakonia.

With that caveat out of the way, you are invited to proceed and read on to learn about the history of how d'Poliakonia began and evolved, learn about its leader and where it is headquartered today as well as other associated techno tid bit details.

As the Y2K Ball dropped and confetti from the Y2K {t=0} New Years Party was still settling, our founding entity decided it was time to establish a permanent Poliakonian base encampment in oceanside environs next to the Gulf Stream, just above the sun's maximum north declination earth latitude. A specific tract for the headquarters site was selected based upon a trade-off optimization of the specified core topographical, EMI/EMC interference profile, satellite look-angles, local power-grid reliability and similar siting criteria.

The Third Millennium's beginning was the slingshot-springboarding effect that worked to launch d'Poliakonia into its 6σ [Six Sigma] societal maturation apogee. As a result, Pd'P entered the 21st Century fully catalyzed by the information-technology revolution as it transformed and reinvented itself. The Free-Web: Web-Freedom transmutational change that emerged worked to benefit all d'Poliakonian Freewebizens.^®

PROJECT "BRIGHT EYES" BREEDING PROGRAM: The earliest history of the techno-encampment community begins just prior to WWII. Its founding life-form and Cyber Authority Techno-Geek-in-Chief (CATGIC) emerged into air-breathing ecstasy as a time-shifted, temporal-twin of Jack Kerouac. He was conceived as a mammalian entity under the Project BRIGHT EYES Breeding Program. This occurred in the precusory shadow of the Manhattan Project near Enrico Fermi's favorite squash court at the University of Chicago precisely ten lunar cycles prior to Joseph's Seal Date. The triangular temporal confluence of:

P-Entity Inter-Atmospheric Entry and Umbilical Disconnect from Mother Incubator-Transporter,
Project BRIGHT EYES Delivery and the
D'Poliakonian Declaration of Inter-Atmospheric Planetary Independence

occurred coincident with the moment Franklin Delano Roosevelt placed his signature on the approval line of the Lend-Lease Act.

On that day, at the precise moment of Joseph's Seal breaking, the semi-nomadic, techniarchal Poliakonian societal group was born and became a full protectorate of and a military and free-trade ally to the United States. During his formative years the P-Entity functioned as titular head of a seven member testosterone-driven familial band nicknamed the d'Poliakonian Wild Bunch. His electromagnetic personality and foundational herd-driving, ring-leader group management and leadership skills were developed and refined during this early formative period.

GLOBAL POSITIONING: The precise GPS:GEO-POSIT of the p-domain and its GPT e-Complex is sensitive and highly classified, but the Catgic gave permission to hint at its general whereabouts in this publication.

Our techniarchal community is ensconced on an island situated between El Paraíso de Florida’s intracoastal waterway and the Atlantic Ocean. It is some 450 leagues SSE from the centroid hub of the nine sacred Winnebago Indian Burial Mounds located on the shores of Devil's Lake in the Wisconsin Dells. As a teenager, during a multi-year sojourn at Margaritaville's neighboring el Cayo de Oeste Boca Chica Cay, the P-Entity was exposed to a broad spectrum of cutting-edge electronic detection, tracking and information-communications technologies for the first time. It was here that the Catgic received his Techno-Baptism. This same Boca Chica Cay lies 90 leagues SSW of today's Pd'P HQ. The NW and SW legs of the Bermuda (Devil's) Triangle graze the southern border area of the Pd'P realm with the Gulf Stream flowing past its eastern flank.

CYBER-COMM CSS/WTP e-ASSEMBLAGE: The Cyber-Sanctum Sanctorum/ Wormhole Teleportation Portal (CSS/WTP) e-Assemblage is physically sited in the d' Poliakon-ia-By-The-Sea area, inside a secluded secure compound. A Dell^® Tall-Tower XPS Blue Cube Computing Suite, w/ 20 inch flat panel video monitor, running an Intel^®Pentium^®4 Processor 570 w/ HT Technology and Hi-Level SGC-Enabled 128 bit SSL encryption through a wideband cyber-to-ether interface is the Cyber-COMMNET System Controller e-Assemblage used to contol a Cray X1™ which supplies primary computing power for the complex.

All CSS/WTP Complex Cyber-Comm e-Facilities are contained and enclosed inside a high-bay sized 120db Faraday Cage Enclosure, and physically and electronically secured behind a copper finger-stock sealed vault door. The building structure is spec'ed to withstand CAT 5 Hurricanes and incorporates an integrated APC InfraStruXure™ RACK/UPS/PDU/ HVAC and UPS with a combination LNG-Wind powered Back-Up Generator.

Free-Web for All, Web-Freedom for All™. D'Poliakonia was technology-focused from its inception. On 1 January 2000 it formally adopted its Free-Web for All, Web-Freedom for All™ motto.

Our sailor-technologist founder is a self-confessed fallen Apple-Macintosh true believer who has been irradiated multiple times by Blue-Screens-O'Death (BSOD) over his techno-lifetime. He supports, maintains and operates our CSS-WTP p-Portal as an e-refuge for those traversing the vast intra-planetary cyber-hinterland e-wastelands.

Pd'P is an especially worthwhile destination for those attempting to follow their cyber-bliss while evading BSOD Irradiation. Our CSS/WTP GPT info-highway rest-stop serves as an e-Haven where all p-Traversees may safely enjoy and exercise the fruits of cyber-technology while staying one cyber bug infestation ahead of the wicked Gate[s]keeper to cyberspace, Emperor Bill.

GPT e-Complex: The CSS/WTP p-Portal is setup and functions like a virtual info-highway roadside rest-stop, in the style of those that existed along highways and byways in Simpler Times before the existence of Federal Interstate or Information Highways. In response to this public-service Mission Element, CSS/WTP engineers and technicians have fabricated a virtual Green-Cyber-Picnic-Table© for the p-recreational comfort and convenience of the cyber-weary. It is located under a big electronic Shade Tree in the virtual reality area of the CSS/WTP.

Incoming p-Traversees are requested to bring their own fried chicken, potato salad, lemonade, paper cups-napkins and other picnic fair with them, and if generously inclined, extra servings to share with others who may have traversed through the p-Portal for e-R&R sans picnic baskets.

ON-THE-ROAD: For the first three score years of existence, in the style of his seafaring Uncles Jack and Popeye, our leader led a semi-nomadic Kerouacian On-the-Road Dharmahood of intra-planetary wandering in dutiful and honorable itinerant service to family, employer and the State.

Throughout this peripatetic period, he maintained an ongoing brainware-based stealth data-mining and information refining operation amassing the kernel of what has grown into today's ever-expanding d'Poliakonian Knowledge and Information Base (dPKIB).

P-PUBLISHING SYMBIOSITY: Articles and other content contributions come, and will continue to come, from multiple sources. Most will be written by our Editor-in-Chief and staff-researchers while other content will be from Freewebizens.^® It is hoped that Émigrés and e-Turistas will also make an effort to develop-offer material and articles suitable for e-publication. Without such a sybiotic underlayment to our publishing plan we would be planning to fail.

Our Catgic hopes you have enjoyed all versions of this p-Periodical, now transformed into a p-Blog, since Day-One of 2005 when its Premiere Edition was Published-to-the-Web. Be sure to e-mail the editorial staff with any stick and rudder comments you may have to let us know what you think about its content and concept (or even to suggest or contribute articles or ideas). Since its launch down the p-ways, our magazine has been randomly and periodically updated in real-time as newly contributed material, breaking techno-news and staff time dictated and permitted.

We'll be leavin' the WTP portal Porch-Light on for you and will gladly schooch down along the bench seat of our Picnic e-Table to make room for you and your fried chicken filled picnic basket.

p-Teleport Back Often...Ya Hear!

P -to-THEE @ SPEED of LIGHT: Our publishing effort shall remain a real-time-work-in-progress. We shall strive to continuously improve it to make its e-content mo' betta, thereby better serving the interests and tastes of our real-time Web e-readership. Since ours is an electronic publication communicating from P -to-THEE @ Speed of Light it is subject to tweaking and update-revision at pseudo-random intervals of:

Income-Tax-Filing yearly,
Microsoft-Dividend-Check quarterly,
Lunar-Cycle monthly,
Pay-Day weekly,
Hi-Ho-Hi-Ho-Off-To-Work-I-Go-Solar-Day daily,
Minimum-Wage hourly,
New-York minute,
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet seconds or in a
Nano-Tech nano-instant.

Be forewarned that we are an ever evolving source of real-time p-information and have short system latency and information hold times. If you e-blink or e-snooze you may loose old Good-Stuff data, miss breaking techno-news or the latest episodic Low Down "LD" update on Blinkee "You-Don't-Look-Like-Your-From-Around-Here" Nebuliakon as He and the Pd'P Rapid-Relo REMCU continue to evade pursuit by Uncle $ammy Big Buck$' Big Brother across CALNEVA, the High Desert or the High Plains States, as well as Uncle $ammy's:

*Black-Helicopter Brethren & Sistren *
* Low-Flying NRO Sensors *
*Homeland Obscurity's TIA Distributed Citizen Surveillance Snoop-bot* or Uncle $ammy's latest:
Three-Letter Gov-Agengies vs. Freewebizens * We Be Watchin' Ya Citizen e-Gotcha Games*

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