Contact:

Call me 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. to book; don't email.

Hm. 212.777.7199; Mobile 917- 488-7076****

Everyone must confirm their appt.--by calling 917- 488-7076 (mobile) and leaving a message that you are coming 15 to 20 minutes before you arrive. No Exceptions.

Please have compassion for my nose and clean your bum with soap and water before you get a massage. Massage is physically very intimate and close work and my nose is very sensitive. If you are coming from work (or there is a need) you may take a shower here before we begin your session--it won't be included in the massage hour...

"Cleanliness IS next to Godliness" as Madge said.

Please book by phone, don't email me unless you have absolutely no alternative. Serious clients call to book; non-serious clients email until the cows come home. My email is storr54@gmail.com if there is a burning need to email.

"Why can't I just email you--what's the big deal?"

After 15 years of doing this work--which I love, but is has it's ups and downs--I have a made a few generalizations about clients and booking. If a client is serious about booking, they call me. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID ("K-I-S-S").

Open-heartedness is one thing. Ignorance is another. Take responsibility for your actions. Do not use other people to act out your power trips and aggressions. There's a punching bag at the gym for that; or I can recommend a place for therapy and counseling (see below).

If you cancel an appointment without 24 hour notice, then you are responsible for half the fee.

Please book mindfully, not mindlessly. Washington Square Institute offers counseling--if you need psychological therapy or counseling, contact them for help. Please get help if you find yourself constantly making appointments and then standing up massage therapists or bodyworkers. It's not healthy behavior.

Chances are that what I do for a living is 10 times harder than what YOU do (and I probably make about 90% less money to be BLUNT). This isn't a party--it's work believe it or not.

Please treat others as YOU would like to be treated. If you are nice to me--I will bend over backwards to give you the best massage I can possibly give...

With Love and Gratitude,

St.Orr