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Bob Barr

This Georgia Congressman has been gunning for Bill Clinton's hide ever since he first came to the House in 1994. He was the first Congressman to call for his resignation -- long before we had ever heard of Monica. To be on Henry Hyde's team of prosecutors must have made him tingly all over.

But it wasn't just the extramarital sex that pissed off Bob. Long before that, he was cranky about the Brady bill. Bob's a former CIA agent who sits on the board of directors of the National Rifle Association.

He's also concerned about preserving the white race. He won't own up to it, but, like Trent Lott, he's been known to fraternize with the Council of Conservative Citizens, a white supremacist group anxious to preserve their precious gene pool from interracial contamination.

Bob's also a major defender of family values. He's against gay rights, and when it comes to abortion he doesn't care how you got knocked up. Raped by your daddy? Tough titties!

He feels really strong about that, so you never mind what you heard about his second wife. Sure, he told her to terminate the baby she was carrying, but she was 38 and concerned about complications, and they had no insurance. To learn more, check out her sworn affidavit, which Larry Flynt published in Hustler.

She also said he was so caught up in his political career that he never went with her to chemotherapy sessions when she had breast cancer.

And when a 14-year-old girl told a Congressional committee hearing on the Branch Davidian incident that David Koresh molested her when she was 10, Bob dismissed her testimony as "irrelevant."

That Bob surely knows how to sweet-talk the ladies. Makes them feel real special.