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Ann Coulter

Don't get her started on Bill Clinton.

Author of the bestseller High Crimes and Misdemeanors and a frequent guest on Politically Incorrect, Ann is one of the most rabid Clinton-haters you'll ever meet. Sometimes she gets so hysterical that her friends have to reel her in to shut her up.

The self-described right-wing fanatic has called the President insane, a lunatic, and "like a serial killer." But Clinton's not the only one this rude, opinionated, chain-smoking vixen has attacked.

Her snide remarks got her in trouble with her former employer, MSNBC, when she accused U.S. Ambassador Pamela Harriman of sleeping her way to the top. Ann said this just as the late ambassador's casket was toted off the plane from Paris. Really classy, Ann. And for this, MSNBC put her on probation.

Then she snapped at a disabled Vietnam vet, saying "people like you caused us to lose that war." And that's what caused Ann to lose her job.

But for someone who has such a hissy fit over Clinton's libido, Ann has not been shy about flaunting her stuff. She admitted that her publisher used her sexuality to sell her book. And to see this ostrich-legged blond in her short skirts and spiked heels, you'd think she was looking for a pickup at the Ramada.

Ann's no wallflower. For a while, she dated Bob Guccione Jr., the Penthouse founder's son. At last report, she was seeing an FBI agent.

A little advice to any guys thinking about dating her: don't make her go loco on you. She's even pissed off with the American public for supporting the President. According to Ann, "if you don't hate Clinton in office, you don't love your country."

Now here's some dating advice for you, Ann: keep the conversation light. In fact, talk as little as possible because too often your mouth gets you in trouble. Try using it for other activities. No, I'm talking about eating. Put some meat on those bones, girl.