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Helen Chenoweth This Idaho Congresswoman must like a man who carries a big gun. Every Pacific Northwest bomb shelter and bunker must have a pinup of this hot mama and her Famous Potatoes. Her district is home base to Aryan Nations, which wants to carve out its own separate all-white nation in the Pacific Northwest. She also represents lots of John Birchers, militia folks and gun nuts, and they all seem to dig her. If you're a right-wing kook, Helen's your gal. But if you're an environmentalist or an American Indian -- get over her, move on, find somebody else. Helen is more turned on by anti-environmentalists and has refused to meet with Indian leaders in her district. Like many of her Republican colleagues, she came down hard on President Clinton about the Monica mess. But then she owned up to having played the Monica role herself. The part about fooling around with a married man, that is. She didn't mention anything about using kneepads. Since first elected in 1994, Helen's had an easy time getting back in. In 1996, her Republican primary opponent stripped off his clothes and got nearly buck-naked during a TV interview. For that, he got sent to a mental institution, and she got sent back to Congress. Which is the bigger nuthouse? It's anybody's guess. |
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