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Roger Stone Roger has hung out with some shady characters in his day. At age 19, he was one of Nixon's dirty tricksters. When he turned 30, he was honored with a party at New York's exclusive "21" Club by the notorious Roy Cohn. Now, having learned tricks of the trade from eccentric attack ad master Arthur Finkelstein, Roger's a big-shot campaign consultant. But in 1996 he gained notoriety he wishes he hadn't. Both The Star and The National Enquirer reported that Roger and his wife, Nydia, had placed ads on the Internet and in Swing Fever magazine to attract couples and single men interested in joining them for group sex. Roger insisted that somebody played a dirty trick on him. He said his wife's racy picture on the Net was from her modeling days, and that the bare-chested pic of him was from a bodybuilders magazine. Hold on there, Roger. You mean to tell me you sent pictures of yourself to a bodybuilders magazine? Don't you know it's not the gals who buy those books? OK. Just so you know. When the story came out, Bob Dole's campaign announced it would no longer accept Roger's services. Services? What kind? You never know these days. But don't worry about Roger. His business is humming. He's now director of Donald Trump's presidential exploratory committee. That should be good for a few laughs. Trump has less chance of winning the presidency than Linda Tripp, but at least Roger won't have any cash flow problems. |
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