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Timothy McVeigh OK, so I don't know if Timmy ever registered to vote, much less voted Republican, but I'm pretty certain he never pulled the Democratic lever. At any rate, he's definitely in the conservative camp with all the other gun-toting societal misfits. We all know that he blew up a federal building in Oklahoma City and killed 168 people -- all because he was mad at the Feds for the 1993 shootout in Waco. He was also afraid they would come to take away his guns and ammo. I wonder why he would think that. After high school, he worked as a guard on an armored car. One day he came to work wearing bandoleers filled with ammo, a sawed-off shotgun, a scope-equipped rifle, and pistols. They sent him home to dress down. It must have been Casual Friday. Timmy seemed to like guns better than women. Even when he was on a date, he couldn't stop talking about them. I don't think he got much action that way. Believe it or not, Timmy actually went to college -- on a scholarship. But after a few months, he dropped out so he could -- what else? -- spend more time with his guns. Sounds like masturbation to me. He had some crazy ideas in his head. He accused the Army of implanting a computer chip in his buttocks. I kind of doubt that, but I'll bet he'll get something shoved up his ass in prison. A few months before the bombing, he was seen with his girlfriend and their newborn baby. Poor kid. What will Mom say when the child's older? "I don't know who your daddy is. I slept around a lot." Sounds better than the truth, doesn't it? So now he sits in prison until they execute him. I wonder who he's dating now. I'll bet she's got a hairy ass. |
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