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Gary Aldrich Don't ask me why, but I've got a hunch this guy's not too crazy about the Clintons. In his 1996 best seller, Unlimited Access, this former FBI agent made some ugly accusations about Bill and Hillary. Even some Republicans are embarrassed to be seen with him. The mainstream press dismissed his book as trashy, not credible, a hoax -- so naturally it was promoted as the gospel truth by the right-wing media. You know -- the usual suspects: The Wall Street Journal editorial page, The Washington Times (the Moonie paper), and all the hate radio show hosts. His most outrageous charge: that Hillary ordered her staff to decorate the White House Christmas tree with crack pipes, syringes, heroin spoons, roach clips, cock rings and clay figurines with big erections. Ooh, how pretty! Why didn't he take pictures? Gary also said Bill Clinton was a coke addict who liked to dance around playing his saxophone in a black nightdress whenever he visited a girlfriend's apartment. And yet, still no pictures. Gary, if J. Edgar was still around to hear that, he would bitch-slap you till your face bled. Gary has a vivid imagination. He can make up some wild stories. I can't understand why Fox News hasn't hired him yet. |
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